bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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