Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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