I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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