just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
My vagina is officially offended.
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