Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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