Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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