carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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