My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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