That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
why do cheetos always look like penises
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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