Got a toothbrush?
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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