Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
