So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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