Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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