i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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