I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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