yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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