well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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