I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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