A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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