just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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