found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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