We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I need help removing her.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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