I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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