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(773): View more from Illinois

she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable

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(210): View more from Texas

I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink

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(901): View more from Tennessee

You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...

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(812): View more from Indiana

She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.

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(281): View more from Texas

If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap

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(816): View more from Missouri

One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.

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