I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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