508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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