I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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