C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Boobs are out for the taking
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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