are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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