I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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