Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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