I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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