I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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