i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
What a dumb baby whore.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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