hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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