i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize