on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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