nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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