you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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