Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
