She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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