A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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