So drunk its hurt
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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