she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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