Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He kissed a someone with a penis
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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