On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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