I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I am midnight drunk by noon
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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