Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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