Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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