I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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