I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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