if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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