16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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